I love dogs with rabies; I hate babies

Well, it’s a week before the tin anniversary of m’girl’s death date, and folks are...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:38:00 -0400

Well, it’s a week before the tin anniversary of m’girl’s death date, and folks are rolling out the red carpet (or the newsstand equivalent), in commemoration. Those of you who are old enough~* to remember, LIFE put together a lovely hardcover tribute to her life and career in 2003, and obviously I own, like, three copies because when you’re steadily obnoxious about a celebrity for about five years and then that celebrity DIES, people like to dump things on you, covered with said celebrity. (I now have no idea where any of these copies are.) I’d heard that LIFE was doing something similar for the 10th anniversary of her passing, and went to my local supermarket to check it out. So, for those who asked: No, I am not buying this. Because it’s the same book with ‘10 Years Later’ slabbed on the cover. Also, it’s paperback. BUT, seeing as how I’d specifically made the trip for this one thing, I decided to be a dumbass with it. An activity that hasn’t ceased being the source of so much unadulterated mirth, even though I’m technically a grownup. Nothing is more amusing than this.

Behind a cut, just ‘cause.

Goin’ shawpin’. (You will note the cart is devoid of any groceries.)

“STOP SQUEEZING THE TOMATOES, MIZ HEP-BUNN.”

HAHAHAHAHA.

And that’s all, because I think actual shoppers were getting suspicious of my behavior.

“Tango” - Michael Nyman via The Smith Quartet, 두번째...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 23:50:00 -0400

“Tango” - Michael Nyman via The Smith Quartet, 두번째 사랑/NEVER FOREVER OST

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 23:32:00 -0400

Gregory Peck and Ann Todd in publicity still for Alfred...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 23:30:01 -0400

Gregory Peck and Ann Todd in publicity still for Alfred Hitchcock’s film The Paradine Case.

i live 4 your Kate commentary always. what would this site be without it. nay, what would THE WORLD/my life/wellbeing be without it

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 23:06:00 -0400

Yeah, I don’t know what it would be, either. Probably respectable. I’ve turned the Hepburn “”“fandom”“” into a sewage dump. MAYBE SOMEDAY I’LL WRITE A LEGITIMATE RETROSPECTIVE ON HER CAREER (UNLIKELY), BUT THAT DAY IS NOT TODAY.

draw a selfie. (i'm ready for the cute!)

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:54:00 -0400

Haaaaaay.

14

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:35:40 -0400

Oh, all right, here’s fo-ah mo-ah:

X-FILES: FIGHT THE FUTURE, dir. by It Doesn’t Matter
두번째 사랑/NEVER FOREVER, dir. by Gina Kim
ORLANDO, dir. by Sally Potter
LES VACANCES DE M. HULOT/MR. HULOT’S HOLIDAY, dir. by Jacques Tati

12, 19.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:05:42 -0400

This is false. I take sugar and cream, but I opted for the other joke because I’m a hack.

Minimalism.

Handwritten Post Day TMI

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:36:19 -0400

1: Write your URL in some writing that you thought were super cool when you were younger. Eg, bubble letters, digital clock letters, letters with lots of embellishments, or letters with smiley faces in them.
2: Write a list of all the countries or states you’ve been to. Write a comment on each of them. Or some, if you can’t be bothered.
3: List your top three statistical Tumblr crushes and draw their icons.
4: Draw a selfie.
5: Name three things you like about yourself.
6: Do you like the climate you live in? What do you like about it or what would you change?
7: What is your current mood? Write and/or draw.
8: Can you tie a bow-tie? A regular tie? If yes, how and when did you learn?
9: Pick something from your immediate surroundings and tell the story behind the item.
10: The last time you noticed you’d put a piece of clothing on incorrectly, i.e. backwards/inside out/etc?
11: What is a typical breakfast for you?
12: How do you take your favorite coffee? Eg strong or weak? Black or with cream/milk and/or sugar/sweetener? Filter, espresso, French press or instant? Hot or iced? Regular or decaf? None of the above?
13: Describe your favorite food. Who makes it?
14: List 5 movies that you love.
15: What is a wanky memory from Tumblr that still makes you blush?
16: What brought you to Tumblr?
17: Have you had any real Tumblr crushes? If you want to keep your mystery, answer with a drawing.
18: Do you prefer to text or call your friends?
19: Write an autograph version of your URL.
20: Pick up the nearest printed material in your first language and copy out a random paragraph.

HAPPY FLAG DAY, YA’LL.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:31:54 -0400

HAPPY FLAG DAY, YA’LL.

“Thanks, but I think I looked positively ghastly in the...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:13:40 -0400

“Thanks, but I think I looked positively ghastly in the film.” -Kuhhhhhh

In an attempt to deflect a fan’s compliment, Kate backhandedly insults Joseph Ruttenberg’s livelihood. S’cool.

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:12:59 -0400

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:06:26 -0400

doglets: “Pew pew pew” -church interior designer

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:05:14 -0400

doglets:

“Pew pew pew” -church interior designer

laughingsquid: Hipsters Who Dress Like Jackie From Roseanne

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:00:45 -0400

laughingsquid:

Hipsters Who Dress Like Jackie From Roseanne

Random fact of the day

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:58:30 -0400

fluffmugger:

“Blood is thicker than water”, when used in the context of family over friends, is in fact a wildly incorrect bastardisation.

The true, full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb,” and refers to relationships forged by choice holding deeper meaning than those of mere biology.

8yearoldslut: me arriving at the gates of hell

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 22:14:20 -0400

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

auteuriste: minnie and moskowitz. 1971. cassavetes.

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 21:59:29 -0400

auteuriste:

minnie and moskowitz. 1971. cassavetes.

monocoleporter: Space-Bacall is all finished and on my Etsy...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 21:55:00 -0400

monocoleporter:

Space-Bacall is all finished and on my Etsy (prints and original!)

I also ordered a few greeting cards and post cards of this, and I have hopes that they will look fantastic.

peregr1ne: I didn’t know how many kingdom hearts fans I followed until 30 seconds ago

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 00:09:23 -0400

peregr1ne:

I didn’t know how many kingdom hearts fans I followed until 30 seconds ago