I love dogs with rabies; I hate babies

April 2011

Walking After You Foo Fighters

ferris-wheels:

“I cannot be without you, matter of fact.”

Walking After You - Foo Fighters (From The X-Files: Fight The Future OST)

Apr 30, 201185 notes

#the x-files: fight the future #shippers #weren't you adored #audio

Phyllis Wilbourn's Facebook Page = I. AM. DEAD. Activities: Fetching Mr. Tracy's Popcorn, Holding the Flowers

Hahaha. We were funny, once.

Why is there a cat.

Apr 30, 20115 notes

#also, getting stuck in elevators #she's a member of the groups 'whiskey!' 'napoleons are the best dessert EVER' and something about the tawdry youth and orthopedic shoes #FUCK BITCHES GET LAID #phyllis wilbourn

Apr 29, 201164 notes

#EXCUSE YOU, MA'AM, I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH OF MISS WILBOURN, AND YOU RUINED THE SHOT

Apr 29, 20111,005 notes

#this was before i heard, 'BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD OF HEAVEN BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD OF HEAVEN I WILL NEVER GIVE TO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM' and keeled over #and then became very sad #anyway there's something to be said for upholding such pomp and circumstance in these hard economic times (tm) #the royal wedding

Apr 28, 201114 notes

#trufax #portabella #i've been up all night #::passes out::

garbos replied to your post: filmefatale replied to your post: I just lolled…

Garbo = Gloom + thin eyebreaux - purple complexion - drool + holy light

Again, accuracy.

Apr 27, 20116 notes

#that .jpg is 3 years old #garbo #gloom #pokemon

filmefatale replied to your post: I just lolled at your tags to Hedy Lamar. That’s what I say whenever a picture of Gene Tierny pops up. She literally looks like a Siamese cat or something, she’s just….it’s just like…stop….

….

You are a genius.

[…Remember that Youtube video from way back of all the Old Hollywood ladies morphing into each other? Well, I think you should do that with this. THE VERY MEANING OF PRODUCTIVITY!]

Apr 27, 20115 notes

#98% of old hollywood was a lab experiment #I CANNOT BREATHE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

I just lolled at your tags to Hedy Lamar. That's what I say whenever a picture of Gene Tierny pops up. She literally looks like a Siamese cat or something, she's just....it's just like...stop....

Gene Tierney was the product of a covert government cross-breeding experiment between Loretta Young and a Siamese cat, as this scientifically accurate Punnett Square will show you:

So you were 50% right.

Apr 27, 201115 notes

#they are all the same person #i don't particularly care for any of them #sans maybe the cat #science #gene tierney #loretta young #DO YOUR WORK

Apr 26, 201114 notes

#stop #you were created in a lab #hedy lamarr

Apr 26, 20111,400 notes

#look at all the career options open to me because i possess the great and powerful skill to... see color really damn well #i am going to be a bag lady

Apr 26, 2011119 notes

#THIS SHOULD BE ALL THINGS EXCELLENT WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY EYEBALLS #julianne moore #bette davis #debra messing-ish?

Apr 25, 201119 notes

#this might as well be a picture of my high school spanish teacher #legit #ask anyone i went to high school with #judy was vivien's clone #we all had a girlcrush on her and it sometimes got creepy #I KEPT HER SNICKERS WRAPPER FOR A FULL YEAR... in my folder #for all i know it's still in my basement #i joined language club just to stalk her #EL ESPANOL ES MI CORAZON! #vivien leigh #dustin' off the ol' vivien leigh tag

Apr 25, 2011305 notes

#PING! #titanic #propellor man #things that were funny even in 1997

Apr 25, 2011149 notes

#HAHAHAHA #that really was the most awkward line in SWEENY TODD

Apr 25, 20113 notes

#before january, i would have said this was the single-most frightening image i've ever seen #now it's just a picture of kate's orange head in rasputin's (?) mouth #I WANT TO CRY #I CAN'T WRITE ALL THE THINGS IN 4 DAYS #:-(

Apr 24, 201115 notes

#howdy neighbor! happy harvest! #....oh #missy on a tractah

Apr 24, 2011136 notes

#gtfo #not human #hedy lamarr #a+ as always

Listen

nora-charles-:

myrna-and-cake:

Apr 23, 201113 notes

#a+ #myrna loy #and cake

Apr 22, 2011104 notes

#she's just on crack #STEAK BREAK! #you mean you think... i... think i'm some kind of a GODDess or something?

Apr 22, 201116 notes

#hee #joan crawford