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March 2011

Mar 30, 201139 notes
#you're 3 feet away from shore you morons #you can wade across #the x-files
Mar 30, 201117 notes
#WHAT A PRODUCTIVE USE OF SOMEONE'S TIME! #i love lyly #kate and her fucking exercise obsession #i hope that dress got caught in the spokes and she sped out of control and into the bushes
Sorry about that...

Oh, don’t apologize. ::swings head back a la Tracy Lord::

I was only jokin’. As in “haha, Claudie’s tit, 12 o’clock!” But I meant what I said; I have an official list for this stuff. Normal.

Mar 30, 20111 note
#OLD HOLLYWOOD IS SRS BSNS #boobs #i make jokes sometimes!
Mar 30, 20118 notes
#i've literally seen everybody's sans deborah kerr #NIP-SLIP! #claudette colbert #and is that irene dunne? idk what is this movie?
Mar 30, 2011639 notes
#i might even have a few of them saved on my old photobucket #WHAT IF I POSTED THEM ON TUMBLR #WHAT IF #the spice girls #childhood
Mar 29, 201110 notes
#i had no idea i was amongst such distinguished company #gtfo #debbie reynolds #judy garland #nameless awkward midget photographer
"On behalf of myself and all of those bullied around the world, now these f**king ruby slippers are mine."

darling-liz:

lordfoldemort:

lady gaga…please, kindly shut up

A lot of the things she says now are just IDK I can’t help but roll my eyes.  What exactly does she mean by saying that?  

 I secretly hope they were the pair that were stolen a few years ago from the JG museum.  It would be awesome if they were because then we could celebrate…………..and someone could take them back….

They were the Arabian ones. I… don’t know how I feel about this. At least they’ve gone to someone who adores Judy as much as any gay man on the streeeeeeeeet.

…that went really ‘Mommie Dearest’, but erry’thing that’s popped out of my mouth — or in this case, flowed out from my fingertips — for the past, like, two months has been in that tone. I’ve been a real pic-a-nic, naturally.

Mar 29, 201110 notes
#i love gaga haters gon' hate but... what.
Mar 29, 201183 notes
#you guys #you guys #come now #joanie
Mar 27, 201126 notes
#tiny font makes erry'thing muy importante! #most awk threesome EVER. EVER! #dinner at eight
Listen

hollyflax:

babytheleopard | fucktheroots:

Katharine Hepburn’s Academy Award® acceptance speech.

THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE, PEOPLE.

Look at how funny I am, ohoho.

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Mar 27, 201163 notes
#this joke is so tired #but i'm still laughing
Mar 27, 201189 notes
#how cud u do dis 2 me #is that ur middle fenga? #i donno #HAIRRRRRRRRRRR #gillian anderson
Mar 26, 201119 notes
#BOGIE AND PETER ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE RECENT ADOPTION OF THEIR BOUNCING BABY BOY! #family portrait #bogie #peter lorre #stop talking
The Third Man Theme Anton Karas

filmnoirandfemmefatales:

The ‘Third Man’ Theme — Anton Karas

I once wrote an 8-pager on the music in this film, alone. If I never heard this theme again, I wouldn’t even shed a tear. DO YOU HEAR THAT, ORSON? NOT A SINGLE TEAR.

Mar 26, 201164 notes
#NOOOOO NOW THAT DAMN ZITHER WILL BE WITH ME FOR A WEEK AND RIGHT WHEN I HAVE A MILLION PAPERS TO WRITE CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU! #the third man
Mar 26, 201114 notes
#JAYKAYJAYKAY IT'S A MORNING GLORY PUB. STILL DON'T ATTACK ME #adolphe menjou #katharine hepburn #morning glory #they'd never have been at the same party unless one hadn't known the other was going to be there #like i get that menjou was a respected actor and all but he was kind of a major dick
yo dawg. i haven't seen christopher strong in 75 years. does katty wear puffed sleeves at any point? i know the cape of the moth dress has that funkyass starched ruffled collar thing, but this article i'm reading mentions CS in conjunction with voluminous puffy sleeves. i am elderly and cahn't remember. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FOR MY THESIS. (AND i think they might actually be thinking of alice adams.) MANY THANKS. –jane and michael banks

Dude, I haven’t seen CS in twice that long, but I’m about 97% positive that when she’s not masquerading as a giant-ass metallic bug, she’s asshatting around in sleek, finely-tailored lady blazers. Ah uhhno, but to costume her in “voluminous puffy sleeves” — an ethereal wardrobe choice, fo’ sho’ — would seem a contradiction to the impenetrable [at least until intermission!] “new woman” character she was portraying, wouldn’t it?

W….wait. I looked this up because I didn’t want to give you any sh-info and eff up your whole thesis, but she ostensibly wore THIS at one point:

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I sort of remember this happening? Isn’t this before they hook’d up in that rowboat? Maybe it was a rowboat. I’m going to pretend it was a rowboat, just for my own memory-jogging thrill. In any case, those construction paper daisies hardly constitute as “voluminous puffy sleeves.” …WHICH ONLY PROVES YOUR POINT THAT THEY GOT IT WRONG! THEY DO NOT GET TO PASS ‘GO’! AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

I mean, just look at all that puffy-sleeved bsns happening in ALICE ADAMS.

How did you fuck that up, article author? For shame.

Mar 26, 20114 notes
#GETTIN' SHIT DONE #ask
Mar 26, 201113 notes
#ladies #rachel weisz #HOW IS YOUR FACE YOUR FACE
So now that I have a weekend devoted entirely to nothing (tumblr, movie watching, and optional sleeping) I'm going to go nuts with The KH Forum. Since I am lousy with follow through I wanted to say thanks and make sure it didn't seem like I was snubbing you or any rubbish like that!

No snubbing of any variety! You have far more self-control than I had at your tender age. ;-) Except, please don’t judge my older posts from, like, ‘05 too harshly—I was an over-enthusiastic Intarwib young’un, and 96% of my word vomit from those early years I barely agree with now.

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Mar 26, 20113 notes
#LIKE LEADING A LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER #RUN! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! #ask
Mar 25, 201126 notes
#I HAVE SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR #also thank you why are you adorable #follow friday
Mar 25, 201122,994 notes
#WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT THIS INSECT IS FUCKING MAGENTA. MAGENTA. DAYUM NATURE YOU FULL O' FASCINATIN' CREATURES AND WONDER. YOU'D HAVE TO BE A MORON TO NOT WANT TO BE ON THIS PLANET BECAUSE YOU'D MISS OUT ON CRAZY STUFF LIKE THIS KATYDID OVER HERE. CONGRATULATIONS MOTHER NATURE.
Mar 25, 201126,788 notes
#LOOK IT'S SOME GODDAMN BUBBLICIOUS GUM HOW CAN YOU HATE A WORLD WHEN THIS EXISTS GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO WALK IN THE SUN FOR A BIT
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