“I think I have 10 minutes over from a highly emotional speech I made a few years ago” win.
Zing! Greer owes everybody from 1942 an extra 10 minutes. #FAVORITE OSCAR® WINNER.
Uh, no, but I doubt Napoleon ever said anything like that.
Randomz, but the entire DESK SET script is online. Who’da thunk? Why did somebody think the Internet needed that? (Maybe because it does.)
That poor manatee. Also, whoever you are “anon,” don’t listen to her… she totally showers in the black blood of unicorns.
This, from someone who knows me IRL!!!!!!
Don’t pity that manatee. He’s not really blind—just in need of glasses. The manatee is actually my favorite mammal on most days. I would rather
swim float and smack into shit amongst the manatees, than be in a room full of humans.
Heh, I’ll let you in on one little secret: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I’M DOING.
…that’s about it, really.
I wish I could tell you that I wake up at the crack of dawn, take a cold shower in the black blood of unicorns, and/or consume at least three dozen raw eggs before jogging fifteen miles barefoot in the snow, but… I don’t. (Because I’m not Katharine Hepburn.)
You’re displacing your adjectives, over-magnanimous faceless person. Perhaps you meant that my posts are “~Quality”? Even still…
I can’t take compliments deflect deflect do you think Kim Kardashian’s divorce was legitimate or a publicity stunt?