LOL. I just turned my television on to someone throwing a breadstick at Isabella Rossellini.
Things that are more egregious auditory assaults than BB in Applause: BB in The Fan. I'LL GIVE YOU HEAAAAARTS, NOT DIAAAAAAMONDS
Which is why I dedicated an entire post to BB’s infamous Giant Clam Bed Trollop Act™. They say you haven’t made it in the business until you’ve headlined one of those.