LOL. I just turned my television on to someone throwing a breadstick at Isabella Rossellini.
January 2011
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Hoo boy. So, it appears to be The Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy Power Hour™ on Tumblr tonight. An Hour in which, if one is not careful, will have you curled-up in the fetal position and rocking from side-to-side, expouding on the injustices of their clandestine ~romance, all while your soul fills its pockets full of rocks and takes a swim in the nearest lake. [In my case, it’s Lake Erie.] I can’t remember who asked for this once upon a blue moon, but this here is Kate Hep reminiscing on her life spent with my main man Spen[suh] Tracy.
The Hello Kitty tissues are for Kate, but help yourself to a few sheets if your tear ducts decide to kill themselves.
Things that are more egregious auditory assaults than BB in Applause: BB in The Fan.
I'LL GIVE YOU HEAAAAARTS, NOT DIAAAAAAMONDS
AHAHAHA.
Which is why I dedicated an entire post to BB’s infamous Giant Clam Bed Trollop Act™. They say you haven’t made it in the business until you’ve headlined one of those.
