August 2010
Send Me On My Way
Rusted Root
If this isn’t a song that defines my childhood I don’t know what is!
i can’t stop smiling :’) akfhsdklfa
reblog every time :’)
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Oh, I love this so much!
THIS.
I have this song and I play it really loudly and throw cards around my living room while standing on the table.
I have this song, and I love it….though this sounds like a different version than Rusted Roots
YES YES OMG YES
SHIIIIIIT SON
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
This is hilarious if it’s about what I think it’s about-Glenn Close goes to visit Betty. Please don’t tell me your tag is true-it’s not off of youtube-it just can’t be!
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN.
Everybody needs to follow hollywoodhepcat
I just choked on water while laughing while reading her blog
LADY, I AM NOTHING WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUU
Seriously, though, I haven’t said anything humorous a day in my damn life—-I’m just a veritable fountain~~~ (TILDE*~~~~~~*OVERUSE) of crack stories about famous dead people.
EVERYONE FOLLOW ROSE SHE’S A BEEYOUTEEFUL HILARIOUS FREE BIRD.
AMBER. WHY DID I ONLY READ YOUR LITTLE INTRO TEXT JUST NOW?
"if Jeanette MacDonald were a Pokémon, she'd be a jigglypuff" is probably the truest thing I have ever read.
Muaahahahahaaa, have you trolled Katie’s Wall Photos lately? Take a gander at the first one, laday.
~JIGGLE~ LIKE A JAMMYPUFF.
I love dogs with rabies; I hate babies.: "Yes, I have one too. Vat is wrong vid us?" →
hollywoodhepcat.tumblr.com
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Ahahaha, I remember reading this part! I read the book about 3 years ago, or something like that, and thought it was amazing! But, I definitely need to read it again, as I’m certain to get a lot more out of it that I did then!
Hahaha ;D I knoow, it’s so freaking amazing!…
Oh my God, the bit where she peed on Bogart and Bacall.
YES, YES. YOU MUST ALL GO AND PURCHASE TMOTAQOHIWTAWBBAHAALMM RIGHT NOW.
It is a pearl of world literature, kids.
LMFAO! SHE DID WHAT!? :O
I WISH I WAS JOKING. BUT I AM NOT. KATE HEPBURN URINE MAY HAVE COME INTO CONTACT WITH BOGART AND BACALL.
OH.MY.WORD. SHE PEED ON BOGIE AND BACALL!! THAT IS SO BLOODY DISGUSTING! LIKE, SERIOUSLY…EEEEEEEWW! WHY DID SHE FEEL THE NEED TO SPREAD HER URINE AROUND!?? :O :O
NEWS FLASH
Amongst all her many other accomplishments, historians have recently discovered that the first woman actor was also the first woman to urinate on Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. We would like to add that she was also the last woman to perform this act.
Oh. Well.
If this makes any more sense [Read: it does not], she thought she was peeing into a portable potty (the ones they conveniently hide in a compartment above your berth), because it was 4 am and she was on a plane.
EXCEPT IT WASN’T A PORTABLE POTTY; IT WAS A CARDBOARD CHINESE TAKE-OUT BOX. So, of course it leaked all over her foot and through the mattress, onto the snoozing Bogies below.
BUT IT WAS CARDBOARD. A SOLUBLE MATERIAL.
WHAT.
I love dogs with rabies; I hate babies.: "Yes, I have one too. Vat is wrong vid us?" →
hollywoodhepcat.tumblr.com
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Ahahaha, I remember reading this part! I read the book about 3 years ago, or something like that, and thought it was amazing! But, I definitely need to read it again, as I’m certain to get a lot more out of it that I did then!
Hahaha ;D I knoow, it’s so freaking amazing!…
Oh my God, the bit where she peed on Bogart and Bacall.
YES, YES. YOU MUST ALL GO AND PURCHASE TMOTAQOHIWTAWBBAHAALMM RIGHT NOW.
It is a pearl of world literature, kids.
LMFAO! SHE DID WHAT!? :O
I WISH I WAS JOKING. BUT I AM NOT. KATE HEPBURN URINE MAY HAVE COME INTO CONTACT WITH BOGART AND BACALL.
YOU CAN READ ALL THIS AND MORE~ WHEN YOU CRACK OPEN THE DEMENTED RAMBLINGS OF ONE MISS KATHARINE H. HEPBURN.
(I may have drawn a cartoon of this at one point in my youth.)
She also scaled a wall to piddle in a telephone booth in London, once.
