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May 2010

I wish I sounded like Isabella Rossellini.

nerweniel:

hollywoodhepcat:

darling-liz:

A younger Isabella.

@NERWENIEL: THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DO A VOICE POST AS ISABELLA ROSSELLINI TALKIN’ TO US ABOUT SOME H*CORE BUG SECKS.

DOOO IT!

One love,

Me

AMBER, I DO NOT TALK LIKE ISABELLA XD. AT ALL. AT ALLL… DO I?

…

Incase I do, I need to re-evaluate my life and go talk to some big cardboard insects in gaudy colours right now.

Or record a voicepost.

Maybe.

HUSH UP, YES YOU DO. CALL ME A CREEPY STALKER BUT I AM OBSESSED WITH THE ~LILT IN YOUR VOICE. WHEN YOU SPEAK IT IS LIKE ISABELLA IS COMING TO ME IN A DREAM, AND I CAN HEAR HER CADENCE EVEN AS SHE’S BEING GANG-BANGED BY FIVE MALLARD DUCKS.

Also, if you do this, you will officially win My Favorite Person Ribbon. It will be fancy!

May 31, 20106 notes
#Lies #is my favorite person ever #also sounds like Isabella
May 31, 20103 notes
#some people #who need people #to smack dey ass #twice on sunday
I wish I sounded like Isabella Rossellini.

darling-liz:

A younger Isabella.

@NERWENIEL: THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DO A VOICE POST AS ISABELLA ROSSELLINI TALKIN’ TO US ABOUT SOME H*CORE BUG SECKS.

DOOO IT!

One love,

Me

May 30, 20106 notes
#Lies #sounds like Isabella #or so Katie and I think #NAW SHE TOTES DOES
May 30, 20102 notes
#Kate #is a fucking 5 year old
May 30, 20101 note
#Oh hai it's me on yo' dash with a ~thoughtful contemplayshun
May 26, 20101 note
#I don't even know anymore #Katty #THAT ONE HAS A BB ON ITS BACK #Taronga Zoo: SVU
May 22, 20101,307 notes
#I WANT TO INHABIT THIS MAGICAL ABODE IN THE FOREST
May 22, 201016 notes
#Vintage #Magazines
May 21, 20101 note
#I'm selling my uterus on eBay #TMI TMI CAPTAIN TMI IS HERE #Personal #Fuck
May 21, 2010340 notes
#Naychuh #Pretty~ things
May 21, 201012 notes
#Why do I even have a Tumblr #Oh look a semi-normal post! #Katharine Hepburn #IDK HOW THIS SITE WORKS
May 20, 2010160 notes
#I want to go to there #Photography
Justin Bieber is nominated for a BET Award

May 20, 20104 notes
#WHAT HOW
May 20, 20101 note
#MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR #DESPITE BEING WOEFULLY SINGLE #FUCK YEAH I'M A ~FREE BITCH~~~~ AND CAN HAVE SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED FAMILY FUN BY MYSELF
May 19, 2010
#FOOD PORN #BRB I JUST SKEEVED MYSELF OUT AGAIN
May 19, 201040 notes
#Hedy Lamarr
May 18, 20109 notes
#I DON'T HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM #I HAVE LOW ESTEEM FOR EVERYONE ELSE #Nostalgia #Daria
May 17, 2010
#Toitull!
May 17, 201031 notes
#I want to go to there #Photography #Pepto Bismol Frigidare
May 17, 201041 notes
#Tippi Hedron #The Birds
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