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December 2010

Tey'll be prok in the treeoetp[s fcome mornings

i enjoy peter o’toole’s burker king hat.

are they goneee yet?

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i want to havt tea with theese fucking hipsters oooh ~look at their cokebottle glasses and anahrovistic (anachritic that’s a hard wokd to spell) knit caps dayum yvonne they are fly as he;ll.

this has been dfpost tm sym,bol.

Dec 25, 201011 notes
#MERYYY CHRIST<AS FROM YOUR PAL AMBERTY #why is my romm spinnin g
Dec 20, 201012 notes
#kate looked that pretty for 5 seconds in 1941 #what is this #le sigh
Dec 18, 201073 notes
#the susan vance school of logic and principle #actually kate ad-libbed that #so she's the dumbass
Dec 18, 201042 notes
#i'd have said a giraffe, but leopold would've been offended #one must not upset leopold
Dec 16, 201016 notes
#omg buddy, your tags; why do you live #i'm actually really upset about this #sad pandas
Dec 15, 201017 notes
#when tumblr makes funny jokes without noticing #fucking gene tierney; how does she work
Considering I'm technologically retarded, I can't send you an upload of the movie. My dumb ass doesn't own the movie. My even dumber ass doesn't even know how to upload and send things, which is quite sad now that I think about it. I actually ordered it from good ol' Netflix. Also, Netflix is awesome because they have "West Side Waltz" which might be the greatest crappy TV movie ever made: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114910/ Anywhosle, I'm sorry I can't be your crack dealer to your J-Grey addiction.

It’s okay, darling! It was just a shot in the proverbial ~dark. So Netflix should be my next stop, yes? I’ve never done this online movie subscription thing before, so lookit’ J-Grey, propelling me into the 21st century like a boss. Oh, and I was all up in that made-for-tv’s business this week—-practically scoured the Internet from head to toe, to no avail. LIZA + SHIRLEY MACLAINE + JEN + KATHY BATES (?). WHO PUT THIS FUCKERY TOGETHER. It’s even weirder for me, considering Katharine Hepburn starred in the Shirley MacLaine role on Broadway for two seasons. When Worlds Collide, with your host Amber. I really would like to get my hands on Outrage and Portraits of a Killer, both glimmers of substance in the vigilante/crime drama genre, no doubt. IdontevenknowwhatI’msayinganymoreyourusernameissoapt.

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But thaaaank you!

Dec 13, 20102 notes
#ironic sarah palin gif is ironic #jennifer grey
Dec 13, 20101 note
#don't make me travel to the local seedy video store at 11 PM #i could get raped #or mugged #poor and defenseless #i should be jewish #jennifer grey
Dec 13, 20103 notes
#and then she went on to play such powerful roles as CHEESEMAKER NO. 3 in a movie whose title i have since forgotten #just jokes i heart this lady #katharine houghton #guess who's coming to dinner
  • [Kate walks out onto the terrace, eyes brimming with Teardrops of Impending Doom.]
  • My Mother: So, she's crying because of Spencer, right?
  • Me: Ohhhhh, dear no. She's not crying because she's thinking about Spencer dying, she's crying because the Caps lost.
  • Katie [from the receiving end of my cell phone]: Did you just throw out a Caps reference?
  • Me: Why, yes. Yes I did. And the only reason I know what the Caps are is because your mother posts about them on facebook all the time.
Dec 13, 20101 note
#this movie is always on at the most inopportune times #t and h #ruined things #chat post?

fuckyeahspencertracy:

drbumsteer answered your question: Hello folks!

My favorite spencer tracy movie was the one where he wore all yellow and solved crimes.

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I think Mr. Drbumsteer was attempting to make a funny, dear.

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MY BEST FRIEND, HUMOR, DOES NOT DESERVE THIS ABUSE~*~

Dec 13, 20102 notes
#my sides, they are splitting #can't be tamed #you should take this act on the road #reply
God, do I hate my Life Choices.
Dec 13, 20101 note
#so much hate #i yam what i yam #this is the opposite of what i wanted to happen
Dec 13, 201021 notes
#oh, hey, our leading lady is making a huge comeback! let's put her in a kaftan and give her jersey shore hair! #that'll win 'em over FO' SHO' #ruined things #woty #t and h
RE: Tea at Five. I purchased it primarily for Kate Mulgrew speaking in Katharine Hepburn's accent, theatrical content regardless. As for the script: There were sections pulled almost verbatim from Me: Stories of my Life, which was a bit tacky/tasteless. You could tell it was written in ~48-72 hours, as it was just a hastily compiled set of anecdotes from interviews (which were few and far between to begin with) and her autobiography. That said, Kate does a marvelous job with the material she's given, and manages to infuse it with some originality rather than a rote recitation of biographical passages. I was not fond of the monologue about Tom, but artistic liberties exist, etc etc. Also it is 1 AM so I will stop talking about Tea at Five--didn't necessarily come out of the Devil's cunt, but was certainly not a masterpiece by any means. I liked it, even if it was plodding/predictable/paraphrased.

How does that old adage go again?

All of us are made up of the stories that we listen to; the ones we disagree with and the ones that we agree with.

I suppose this much is true, but it by no means excuses misinterpretation or flat-out libel under the guise of “artistic liberties.” At one point I had a draft of a re-worked script, and I found it a cheap bit of dime-store psychology masquerading as a play—and a bit of an insult to both Kate’s memory and the memory of her parents. [I know this wasn’t the intent.] The fault lies in Lombardo’s play, not Mulgrew’s performance—the same case can also be made for Cate Blanchett’s “Kate”. The dramatic license he took, attempting to get into her head vis a vis her relationship with her father, was simplistic to say the least and a total guess on his part. Problem with this kind of “entertainment” is that it is accepted as truth by the general public who only know the talking points of her life, if that. Is it the worst thing ever written about Kate? No. That honor belongs elsewhere. Does it do her a disservice? Maybe not—because it’s really pretty inconsequential; just a blip on the radar. The quality of the theatre experience ideally should be a marriage of performance and material. Here the material lets everyone down, especially Hepburn fans. And it’s not that I’m completely adverse to a Hepburn play, neitha. In the right hands, you’d be hard-pressed to find a more—to borrow a word from someone—fascinating subject for a one-woman piece. Except that with all the revisionist history that seems to be going on as of late, I doubt one will ever see the light of day.

(Unless I write the damn thing myself.)

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So. Theyah we ahre.

Dec 11, 20103 notes
#still think the thing was conceived in satan's vagina #katharine hepburn #tea at five #ask

stardustmelody replied to your post: Hey, punks.

I MISS YOU

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I MISS YOU, TOO.

Dec 11, 20103 notes
#i'm giving out free cheekbumps #people are so friendly: the friendship tag #reply
Dec 11, 20105 notes
#i love how neither of these ensembles are her *actual* clothes, though
Hey, punks.

It’s been nigh unto a week since I’ve last posted [or even checked this street drug of a website], but it seems I’ve let some prettyfuckingredonkulous questions amass, so this is me being a civilized member of society and answering them. No, I don’t know if I’m ~emotionally stable enough to continue tumblin’ with any regularity, but what the hell. This place is ‘sposedta be muy divertido, I hear..

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Dec 11, 20102 notes
#HELLOOOOOOOO, NURSE #why is this post about the animaniacs now #bye~
Listen

“These Arms of Mine” - Otis Redding.

Dec 1, 20103 notes
#oh look it's jen/derek's ~love theme~ #remember week 1 of dwts when i didn't care #i miss this so much #come back to me #jennifer grey #dancing with the stars
Dec 1, 201034 notes
#JANEWAY V. THIS BASTARDIZED VERSION OF KATE #misplacing my anger blog '10
rofl ia on the Potato/Kate picture. I'VE AT LEAST SEEN IT 5 TIMES THIS WEEK.

I mean, I get it. They’re nice. Tumblr then collectively falls all over itself, “Look at them laughing together like a pair of goons, uninhibited by their ~love, oh emm gee. We could be herooooooes forever and evaaaaaah.”

She’s flashin’ her gums and he has chubby hands. Holy shit, let’s repost this 6 times stat. Except, that I would rather not see anything about these two for weeks, and in turn be pleasantly surprised when someone posts something, if not NEW, then at the very least, interesting. 

Something more along the lines of:

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THIS IS ART.

Dec 1, 20101 note
#i did not make that fyi #although i wish i had #ask
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