October 2010
The objective has somehow gotten lost amidst all the Kate, crack, Kate-crack, and… I don’t even know what you’d call that chicken mcnugget soft-serve post. I’m really thinking of turning this into a legitimate film~ (oh ho ho ಠ_ರೃ) blog, since I’m hoping to have my Bachelor’s in Film Studies by the end of this fucking century, and I still have zip to show for it. I-I…I JUST WANT TO BE A PRESTIGIOUS AND HIGHLY-REGARDED CONTRIBUTING MEMBER OF MY FIELD, OKAY. BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, ANY BYSTANDING WEB-SURFER THAT HAPPENS UPON MY TUMBLR IS GOING TO BE LIKE, “OOOOH LOOK IT’S A PRETTY PICTURE OF AN OWL—WAIT, WHY AM I LOOKING AT K. HEPBURN’S HEAD ON A PSYDUCK LOL OKAY, BACKSPACE BAR.”
GOODBYE FOR NOW~~~
THIS HAS BEEN A CONTEMPLATIVE POST™
pfffff that mental image
I HAVE THAT ITEM OH HELL WHERE DID I PUT IT.
…I didn’t even have to think twice to recognize ya’ll were talking about La Hopper.
Why am I awake. And on tumblr. Posting about this shit.
(Sidenote: And yes, this is tru fax. Gar Kanin confirmed it.)
I feel like the only way this could be improved is if you made it cry TEARS OF BLOOD.
…or sperm.
COME ON LIZ.
I am 5 seconds from passing out, but I sincerely hope your group name from that list is ‘HelenKellerSenseless’. Or, better yet, ’PISS FLYING OUT OF MY ASS’.
This blog oozes class.
You will KILL me one day! :P
Katie (@MetroMovieStar)
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Guys used to be so sweet, kind, handsome, and romantic
What happened?
most of these men were adulterers though?
so unless you think that’s sweet, kind, and romantic…
Ikr. Nothing much has changed, really. Except maybe a drop in…
Yeah, this is all well and good, but I think the OP meant their personas more than ~anything.
*herp derp hurr*
May the day you see this be never.
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON YOU FLAWLESS HU—
No, but that was lovely of you to say, shweetheart. I… once had to write in three sentences or less why I love Kate to be immortalized ~forever in a book, and it took me 4 DAYS. So, I just gave a crack answer because it’s easier. Mwaaaahaaaaa.
Why does this exist.
JAMMYPUFFERS.
© The ~illustrious @MetroMovieStar. This is the greatest thing you’ve ever made, good buddy.
1. My favorite role:
Marie de Flor in Rose Marie. Fancy soprano lady name. She wears 3 different kinds of plaid and polka dots all at once, and serves the Jeanette Anna GoonHand™ to a couple of innocent bystanders. She also says things like, “STUPID IDIOTS!” and has the hair of a preschooler.
Better your life and watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbqm0GoFTGk
2. My favorite on screen pairing:
Nelson Ackerman Eddy. <3 Yeah, I’m a Sinner, whaddup. (Do you know the whole Sinners v. Saints thing? If not, you are like “…wtf” right now.)
3. An actor/actress you would like to see him/her work with:
Not so much work with, per se, but I would love to be a fly on the wall during a luncheon betwixt Betty Bacall/Jen/Kate. Because that would be awkward as fuck. Sometimes we conjure up scenarios where we throw Kate down the stairs in a cartoon cloud of smoke and Jen nonchalantly steps over her. Wat is being a normal fan.
4. The first movie I saw that he/she was in:
OH ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE MARIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU ♫ ♪
5. Two reasons why I like him/her:
Reason 1: SHE’S NICER THAN KATHARINE HEPBURN.
Reason 2: SHE SMELLED GOOD.
Oooooh. Well, this is ~different. Let’s see, I have like, 5 Chaplin films under my belt, so I don’t know how in-depth I can be with this thing… but I’ll HIT IT WITH MUH BEST SHOT.
1.My favorite role:
The TRAMP. Because I was an awesome 14-year-old and went as him for Halloween. Along with my pal, Carli, who chose to go as a hotdog. We looked real fine together.
2. My favorite on screen pairing.
Paulette Goddard. ~~*~TRU LOVE~*~~*
3. An actor/actress would would like to see he/she work with:
[…] I’m going to be random and say Norma Shearer. Because I like Norma. So there.
4. The first movie I saw that he/she was in:
I believe it was The Immigrant (1917)? It’s this short he did about an immigrant’s (herp durr) voyage to America, and the shenanigans he gets into upon arrival. I remember this scene with a meat pie—this was when America had Sweeny Todd Fever (TM)—and a lot of Mrs. Lovett jokes were made. In class.
5. Two reasons why I like him/her:
Genius director, who seriously got the shaft from the studio system. HE NEVER GETS COVERED IN MY FILM CLASSES SO THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO ~GIVE. Also, he has a nice walk, and I’m glad he existed so Gloria Swanson could do an impression of him in Sunset Blvd. Generic answers are generic.
